Denmark is being invaded

No, I'm not talking about aliens - nor immigrants.
I'm talking about the walking barbiedolls with kilos of make-up on, fake hair, and knock-off designer clothes. AND, the prettyboys, who think it's okay to look like girls.
I don't get how this "trend" has become to popular. The only things they're attracting are fruitflies and bad acne.
Why ruin your hair and your skin, when it's so much more beautiful to be all natural?
I only wear mascara daily, and if I'm going out or doing anything special, a bit of eyeliner and eyeshadow and MAYBE some mineralpowder. But that's only if it's a really special occasion.

These are the 'ingredients' to becoming a "sminkedukke":
- Bleached and straightened hair, prefebly with extentions and split ends.
- At least half a liter of foundation rubbed into your skin each day .. Followed by - not one, not two, but THREE layers of compact powder. Don't forget your bronzing creme.
- Ugly multicoloured Reebok shoes, and let's not forget the compulsory LV-keychain around your neck .. A fake one, if possible.

That's all I can think of .. Please don't try to become one. It's best for the world if we just shoot them all.